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I mean... someone just pack my things and ship me out of the country (I tried to get Andrew to take this pic and I looked like Quasimodo). You too can be a vision in fucking SEAFOAM with the @renttherunway unlimited plan. You can rent four items at a time and swap as much as much as you want. It’s called being fiscal whilst fabulous. Use my code RTRJSCHIMMEL for $200 off your 60-day trial before it expires this month!

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Do you even really love your dog until you’ve Alicia Silverstone style birdfed him chicken shawarma?

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TAKE. IT. AND. THROW. IT. I’m perplexed about the negative energy transporting to our hips? But I’ll lean in. Diane Sawyer could never with this elite level of journalism. Not all heroes wear capes, some wear ecru midi shirt dresses. Get it girl.

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Gonna tell my kids this is “The Exorcist”.

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