The PR nightmare that is Jackie Schimmel is bringing her irreverent sensibility and unfiltered comedy podcast LIVE to a city near you. THE BITCH BIBLE LIVE is full throttle, off the deep end, and wildly uncensored. A stiff cocktail and unhinged sense of humor is highly recommended. Pop culture, reality tv, millennials, and real shit…Jackie…
Welcome Hookers.
Hi bitches. Welcome to our new refreshed, refurbished, cluster fuck of a website. If we haven’t met before – I am Jackie Schimmel Haas host of podcast “The Bitch Bible”. Disclaimer: if you are easily offended, morally inflexible and aren’t down with casual but well intentioned beastiality then you should probably go follow some bitch…
Scorcese Could Never
HALLOW-BITCH
Putting aside the fact that it’s creepy and weird that we encourage children to take candy from strangers when we forbid it the other 364 days a year, I thought I’d do the Lord’s work and offer some helpful and necessary guidance for Halloween costumes this year. Think of it as a holiday gift-guide a…
Hot, but homeless.
So I rarely touch on the Bachelor franchise these days because truthfully it has become way too PC for my liking, however this season of Paradise has some serious sex appeal. I mean they literally had to get the word “stagecoach” okayed with the CONCERT COMMITTEE (made that title up) because too many Bachelor contestants…
Tijuana Mule
If you’re drinking a mule you better have the appropriate glassware… 2 oversized ice cubes (they are just better) Pour in 2.5 shots of Tequila (or more if you’re feelin yourself) Top off with Ginger Beer Throw in a few sliced Jalapenos (seeds in). Squeeze in some Lime Juice Finish it off with a Tajin…
