Hi bitches. Welcome to our new refreshed, refurbished, cluster fuck of a website. If we haven’t met before – I am Jackie Schimmel Haas host of podcast “The Bitch Bible”. Disclaimer: if you are easily offended, morally inflexible and aren’t down with casual but well intentioned beastiality then you should probably go follow some bitch…
Guest Review: Whitney Port
EP: Unfiltered with Whitney Port WHITNEY PORT: The Hills veteran, fashion designer, author, hot mom, lifestyle blogger, soon-to-be podcast host of With Whit, and most importantly Jackie’s Bat Mitzvah attendee. On this episode I sit down with life long friend, fashion mogul, all around gem, and star of The Hills (past and present), Whitney Port….
BITCH SLAPPED: Bachelorette Contestants
I could die tonight pretty damn happy having not seen an episode of Hannah B’s season. She gives me a full body rash. That being said, I will regrettably watch (probably on mute) and have very strong opinions. I will say, if another man shows up on television with a bedazzled fossil watch – I’m…
To Have And To (Choke) Hold
Dare I say it but by the influx in running on the beach hand in hand look back at the photographer engagement posts on Instagram captioned “67 dAyS TiLl i MaRRy ThIs HuNk” I think wedding season is nearing. Brace yourselves it’s a WILD, RECKLESS, and RASHY ride. Is it possible to plan a wedding…
Met Gala Men
I love the Met Gala, it’s elitist, it’s uptight, and its bougie guest list is 167% justified. And I can say that, because I wasn’t invited. But it’s fine I really think next year is my year. CAMP was a phenomenal theme, I was into it and people really gave me everything I wanted. Of…
Drinko de Jackie
In honor of Cinco De Mayo and keeping things Spicy and Salty on a daily basis, I put together my go-to margarita recipe. RULE #1: Always use a chilled cup, always. Even for breast milk. RULE #2: Use a sliced grapefruit to wet the edges of your glass – dip into pink himalayan salt (for…