Hi bitches. Welcome to our new refreshed, refurbished, cluster fuck of a website. If we haven’t met before – I am Jackie Schimmel Haas host of podcast “The Bitch Bible”. Disclaimer: if you are easily offended, morally inflexible and aren’t down with casual but well intentioned beastiality then you should probably go follow some bitch…
My Corona Glow Up.
I fucking hate bats. Always have, always will. Amidst this pandemic CHAOS, I have decided to turn my virally infected lemons into the frothiest of lemon drops (extra vodka cause it’s a fucking disinfectant) and use this moment of isolated purgatory into a aesthetic self care retreat. Because, if we are going to contract a…
HO HO HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
GOOP ADJACENT GIFT GUIDES FOR ALL TYPES BITCHES. RICH BITCH POOR BITCH SKIN CARE BITCH STUFF YOUR STOCKING WIVES WITH KNIVES SINGLE AND PSYCHO FOR THE DICKS
GIFT GUIDE: for the 11 men that listen to my podcast
For all the dicks out there!
GIFT GUIDE: SINGLE AND PSYCHO
A guide for the single and psycho, we all know them, we’ve all been them.
GIFT GUIDE: WIVES WITH KNIVES
A guide for the wives out there that are border line psycho border line insane. Happy shopping, trust me you need it.
