Some people are just born with a purpose. My purpose has always been well natured, sometimes psychologically damaging, self amusement. As a kid, way before social media even existed, I would sprinkle laxatives in my sisters birthday cake and tell no one. Not a cousin, not a friend. It wasn’t for likes or follows or…
My Corona Glow Up.
I fucking hate bats. Always have, always will. Amidst this pandemic CHAOS, I have decided to turn my virally infected lemons into the frothiest of lemon drops (extra vodka cause it’s a fucking disinfectant) and use this moment of isolated purgatory into a aesthetic self care retreat. Because, if we are going to contract a…
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GIFT GUIDE: for the 11 men that listen to my podcast
For all the dicks out there!
GIFT GUIDE: SINGLE AND PSYCHO
A guide for the single and psycho, we all know them, we’ve all been them.
