Hi bitches. Welcome to our new refreshed, refurbished, cluster fuck of a website. If we haven’t met before – I am Jackie Schimmel Haas host of podcast “The Bitch Bible”. Disclaimer: if you are easily offended, morally inflexible and aren’t down with casual but well intentioned beastiality then you should probably go follow some bitch…
10 Things I wish I had learned before the age of 25…
My fucking eyebrows. It’s been a real journey. Likeability > skill set. Nobody wants to help an asshole. Vodka cranberries are socially and morally unacceptable. You never have to do ANYTHING you don’t want to. Advice is more often than not, unhelpful and distracting. Quality is better than quantity ALWAYS. People, food, belongings. Talking shit…
Housewife Horoscopes
Who are you most alike?? Aries = VICKI GUNVALSON TRAIT: Gets along with Leo’s. PLEASE COME ON MY PODCAST. Taurus = LUANN de LESSEPS TRAIT: Self-Indulgent. She is a Countess you know. Gemini = ANDY COHEN TRAIT: Can be easily bored. Which is why he surrounds himself with crazy ladies all day long. Cancer = ERIKA GIRARDI TRAIT: Self-protective. “I’m good” Leo = TINSLEY…
Guest Review: Joey Fatone (from ‘NSYNC!!!)
EP: BYE, BYE, BYE JOEY FATONE: Boy band legend, member of ‘NSYNC, Co-Host of Podcast “Two Cups of Joe,” and all around good human. On this episode I sit down with JOEY FATONE from ‘NSYNC and his Co-Host/Manager Joe Mulvahill as we unpack the life of boy bands then and now. I am not gonna…
Guest Review: Heather McMahan
EP: Brenda & Karen 4ever with Heather McMahan HEATHER MCMAHAN: Comedian, actress, fiance, host of the “Absolutely Not” podcast, and my new best friend. On this episode I sit down with Heather McMahan and it is a match made in podcast heaven (or hell). We talk all things from celebrity siblings, our nemeses Brenda and…
THE HILLS: NEW BEGINNINGS REVIEW (in quotes)
Ep. 1 Instead of a typical review on an episode you have already seen or are going to see, I took my favorite quotes from this episode (which had a total of 12 minutes of dialogue) and put them into an episode summary, in the casts’ own words. The slow motion glamour transitions feel both…