Hi bitches. Welcome to our new refreshed, refurbished, cluster fuck of a website. If we haven’t met before – I am Jackie Schimmel Haas host of podcast “The Bitch Bible”. Disclaimer: if you are easily offended, morally inflexible and aren’t down with casual but well intentioned beastiality then you should probably go follow some bitch…
Skin Deep
Your face is your base!! Am I seriously about to give you a skin care routine? Yikes. Despite begging to be paid to post this and being excruciatingly denied on several accounts (humbling) I am still going to share my favorite products with you because I am fucking Mother Theresa. Here goes my soul. Dynamic…
Guest Review: Me
EP: Ask Jackie (That’s Me!) JACKIE SCHIMMEL: what a cunt. On this episode I sit down with myself and go fully insular while I answer “Ask Jackie” questions from my listeners. We talk skin care, Spongebob, and Celine Dion. It’s a journey. In case you fast forwarded through the ads… here’s the good stuff. Oprah…
Guest Review: Whitney Port
EP: Unfiltered with Whitney Port WHITNEY PORT: The Hills veteran, fashion designer, author, hot mom, lifestyle blogger, soon-to-be podcast host of With Whit, and most importantly Jackie’s Bat Mitzvah attendee. On this episode I sit down with life long friend, fashion mogul, all around gem, and star of The Hills (past and present), Whitney Port….
BITCH SLAPPED: Bachelorette Contestants
I could die tonight pretty damn happy having not seen an episode of Hannah B’s season. She gives me a full body rash. That being said, I will regrettably watch (probably on mute) and have very strong opinions. I will say, if another man shows up on television with a bedazzled fossil watch – I’m…
To Have And To (Choke) Hold
Dare I say it but by the influx in running on the beach hand in hand look back at the photographer engagement posts on Instagram captioned “67 dAyS TiLl i MaRRy ThIs HuNk” I think wedding season is nearing. Brace yourselves it’s a WILD, RECKLESS, and RASHY ride. Is it possible to plan a wedding…