EP: Scary Wife, Happy Life Part 1 Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick: She’s the beauty behind “The Skinny Confidential,” he’s the boss man behind Dear Media, and together they are the “Him and Her Podcast.” On this episode I sit down with Lauren and Michael to dissect the necessary dosage of psycho needed to keep…
JACKIE’S GOT GAME(S)
FUCK. MARRY. KILL. Perfect for the 14 Bachelorette Parties you were invited to (and had to tap into your life savings to pay for) this summer. Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, Kevin JonasLeo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, Chris Hemsworth Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Jack Black Kim Jong Un, Hitler, Donald Trump Justin Bieber, Harry Styles, Ed Sheeran Shane Simpson, Thomas Girardi,…
Guest Review: Alexis Neiers Haines
EP: Little Brown Bebe Shoes Alexis Neiers Haines: Iconic reality star from “Pretty Wild,” inspiration behind “The Bling Ring”, wife, mother, podcast host of “Recovering from Reality,” and former classmate. On this episode I sit down with the Alexis Neiers Haines and it is objectively GREAT. We talk pre-pubescent times, why Alexis looked like JLo…
Sangria that Slaughters
(Good for a group of 5, or 1 if you’re psycho) A Big Pitcher 3 sliced lemons 2 sliced grapefruits 6 sliced strawberries 2 sliced limes 1 cup of fresh squeezed orange juice 1 ½ cup of fresh squeezed lemon juice3 bottles of Rosé¾ cup Brandy1 ½ cup Cointreau STIR that shit up and let sit for 30 mins in fridge. Better…
Guest Review: Me.
EP: Loner Boner JACKIE SCHIMMEL: GUESTS COULD NEVER. On this episode I sit down with myself AGAIN. I talk about women’s social responsibility to come clean about going under the knife, Housewife juice past, present, and future, the bonds of a death threat, and my plans to get a tramp stamp stating “Be bright. Be…