I love the Met Gala, it’s elitist, it’s uptight, and its bougie guest list is 167% justified. And I can say that, because I wasn’t invited. But it’s fine I really think next year is my year.
CAMP was a phenomenal theme, I was into it and people really gave me everything I wanted. Of course the women fucking killed it (with the exception of Gisele, I need more from you) however Celine, Saoirse Ronan, Naomi Campbell, and Gaga (to name a few) BRAVA. But, I’d also like to add that the men really came to conquer the carpet. Suits and ties were out, and sequins, makeup, and dismemberment was in. I would give my left arm to make a Billy Porter entrance.
BILLY PORTER – I Believe you Can Fly
JARED LETO- where can I get my own severed head, I think I would really enjoy leaving it in public places and terrorizing Andrew with it.
Harry Styles- DTF.
EZRA MILLER- Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies.
JORDAN ROTH- Is it a poncho or a cape, either way I’m super into the drama.
DARREN CRISS- The things I would do to this sequin jacket.
ALESSANDRO MICHELE- You Gucci Gawd.
(obviously not a man but had to acknowledge) KATY PERRY- I feel like I inspired this lewk.