10 Things I wish I had learned before the age of 25…

1. My fucking eyebrows. It’s been a real journey.
2. Likeability > skill set. Nobody wants to help an asshole.
3. Vodka cranberries are socially and morally unacceptable.
4. You never have to do ANYTHING you don’t want to.
5. Advice is more often than not, unhelpful and distracting.
6. Quality is better than quantity ALWAYS. People, food, belongings.
7. Talking shit is a form of bonding. Period. 
8. Being “nice” is a behavior, not an aspirational personality trait. 
9. Excess bumper stickers are for reformed whores.
10. Get the fuck off your fucking phone.

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