- My fucking eyebrows. It’s been a real journey.
- Likeability > skill set. Nobody wants to help an asshole.
- Vodka cranberries are socially and morally unacceptable.
- You never have to do ANYTHING you don’t want to.
- Advice is more often than not, unhelpful and distracting.
- Quality is better than quantity ALWAYS. People, food, belongings.
- Talking shit is a form of bonding. Period.
- Being “nice” is a behavior, not an aspirational personality trait.
- Excess bumper stickers are for reformed whores.
- Get the fuck off your fucking phone.
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