I was gonna write about Coachella but the only thing worst than being someone who’s obsessed with Coachella, is being someone that excessively hates on Coachella. Bitch you know if you got a free Artist pass you would be discreetly posting Insta-stories of you on a chauffeured golf cart whizzing past the Molly induced peasants. Like me…
So instead let’s talk about this life ruiner instead.
I don’t want to be rude on the eve of Pesach but… this person is all that’s wrong with society. Take a deep breath and have a gander.
Dear Satan aka (whatever her name is) you are doing literally everything wrong. Go to Bali, read a book, get off the internet, find a shaman, look inward or whatever you need to do to get your fucking life together.