Hi bitches. Welcome to our new refreshed, refurbished, cluster fuck of a website. If we haven’t met before – I am Jackie Schimmel Haas host of podcast “The Bitch Bible”. Disclaimer: if you are easily offended, morally inflexible and aren’t down with casual but well intentioned beastiality then you should probably go follow some bitch with year round peonies who fucks hard with the Amaro filter. If you are still with me, subscribe to our newsletter for an extra dose of sass.
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