Easter is Creepy

I’ll let HomeGoods explain why Easter is kinda weird.

1.  No adult for any reason whatsoever should house a stuffed animal on display. Especially one that looks like this. What a whore of a bunny.

2. Any sort of a word graphic throw pillow gets me rashy. You’re overcompensating.

3. This looks like something Gwyneth would put up her vagina. I’ll never get the egg symbolism. Do bunny’s lay eggs? Did Jesus have a pet bunny? Huh?

4. STAY IN YOUR LANE. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

5. DO YOU HATE YOUR CHILDREN?

4. Is this sexual? Cause I’m into it.

HAPPY EASTER!

XOXO

Posted By: jackieschimmel · In: Relatable-ish, Uncategorized