My Trophy Case

For the first few months of living with my boyfriend, I tried to keep our bedroom unisex. Okay well maybe not unisex, more like a fabulous gay man? My boyfriend is super low maintenance and for the most part doesn’t mind my allegiance to mirrored and white lacquered furniture. Last week I decided it was time to push the envelope. I give you… my shoe trophy case.


What’s the point of going on a Ramen diet to buy shoes if you can’t display?

(Top shelf stays stationary, the middle shelve rotates out and the bottom shelve shoes are just my flavor of the week. It’s a very harsh system)

Haute Mess Lesson: If your boyfriend has no issues with you displaying your shoes as art, you have a keeper. If you find him trying them on, you have a beard.

*A beard is a man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner (for those of you living under a rock… or butt-fuck nowhere.


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