For the first few months of living with my boyfriend, I tried to keep our bedroom unisex. Okay well maybe not unisex, more like a fabulous gay man? My boyfriend is super low maintenance and for the most part doesn’t mind my allegiance to mirrored and white lacquered furniture. Last week I decided it was time to push the envelope. I give you… my shoe trophy case.
(Top shelf stays stationary, the middle shelve rotates out and the bottom shelve shoes are just my flavor of the week. It’s a very harsh system)
Haute Mess Lesson: If your boyfriend has no issues with you displaying your shoes as art, you have a keeper. If you find him trying them on, you have a beard.
*A beard is a man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner (for those of you living under a rock… or butt-fuck nowhere.