If you do not watch Real Housewives of New Jersey, you should probably just ignore this post. Then go set a series recording because you are seriously missing out on some very intellectual television.
I have a confession. I watched 23 full episodes of Real Housewives of New Jersey this weekend. . With the premiere last night, I was on a crash marathon re-living the whole roller coaster from season 1 to the final reunion. Even more so than any other Real Housewives series, I have become so emotionally invested in this fucking show. With that said, I would like to make a very controversial statement. I totally still love Teresa Giudice. Maybe it’s because of her dangerously low hairline, maybe it’s because she coined the term “prostitution whore” when she flipped that table, or maybe it’s because I live for Milania. Whatever the reason, Im totally Team Tre. A few things I would like to say in her defense.
- How would you feel if your cousin/sister-in law came on a show you were on without telling you?
- Why did Jacqueline end their friendship because she felt Teresa wasn’t telling her about her legal troubles personally and she had to hear it from a magazine. Boo-fucking-hoo Jac. A dollar makes Tre hollar. Respect.
- Caroline Manzo should focus on mending her own relationship with Dina and mind her own goddamn business. Stop being such a nazi and go breastfeed your sons. (I still have huge crushes on Albie and Chris)
- Melissa Gorga, I’m just not that into you. But I really want you to keep pretending you’re J.Lo for my personal entertainment purposes.