Happy friday everyone, my week has been dragging on longer than Rita Ora’s train at the VMA’s. Luckily I was gifted a small parcel of joy last night as I received another offended reader message. Note to self: do not fuck with Miley Cyrus. It was stuck in my spam folder and call it haute mess intuition, I decided to read through and found the following GEM. Thank you Jesus, because I was getting low on material.
Sorry I’m not sorry girl. I will spend my long weekend listening to “We Can’t Stop” on repeat and looking into private twerking lessons. PLEASE feel free to send comments/complaints/concerns/virtual gifts to firstname.lastname@example.org
See previous HML Apology here : Haute Mess Apology – Vegans