Bitch Bible Apology Part Duex

Hola bitches, I had to edit this video because I made too many inappropriate jokes and my mother thought someone would go all Homeland on my ass. My purse, wallet, Ativan prescription and phone was stolen in Cabo on Monday so I have been incredibly MIA and loving it. I wont lie, the thought of some maintenance man re-gifting my Prada bag to his esposa or purchasing a new tortilla press on my credit card does irritate the fuck out of me I have found the silver lining in knowing I get a new purse… I finally got around to answering some emails (under the influence) so here ya go. 

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