Taylor oh sweet Taylor. Why is our one sided relationship so taxing? I think you are a really talented songwriter. What you have been able to accomplish at such a young age is very impressive and given my serious lack of accomplishments, my hats off to you. However, you need to stop dancing. But seriously it needs to stop. You make me so uncomfortable when I have to watch you do your strange arm flail, body roll, awkward foot stomp and shoulder thrust. When you do them all in unison I literally get anxiety. The worst part for me is she is genuinely trying to be sexy. She is stuck in a room with a whole gaggle of men that have dumped her, she’s gotten all glammed and now she is using this platform to try and act carefree with her contrived dance moves. “Look I am Taylor Swift, despite the 17 pending restraining orders I have acquired from men in this room I am going to lip sync to every performance stand up and try to seduce the camera with my hairography and protruding shoulder bones!” No girl. I live for the dance and love people that let it all go despite zero coordination or rhythm. I completely applaud that. However, Tay Tay clearly thinks her moves are haute shit and let’s just keep it real. She looks like a half cooked noodle… with cerebral palsy. I mean that with love.
I just want to understand her and more importantly BELIEVE her. I am no Miss Cleo but I foresee a serious Anne Hathaway backlash once Tay Tay hits her 30’s. The overly gracious “girl next door” schtick will be long overdone and she can’t possibly pretend to be so fucking surprised every time she wins an award for another 5 years.