So you may have noticed things look a bit different around here… No you’re Vicodin/Martini combo is not making you hallucinate. Last night I had an epiphany… although Haute Mess Life has served me well I never felt 100% satisfied with the name. Then at 3am it hit me like a ton of bricks THE BITCH BIBLE. A place where bitches worldwide can rejoice and appreciate the true beauty of God-given bitchiness. I consider this blog a collection of truths. Here, being a bitch is a good thing. It means you know what you want and aren’t afraid to ask for it. My whole life the term “bitch” has been used as a term of endearment. Bossy, smart, funny, aggressive and slightly inappropriate. Think about it… no one you deeply respect or admire you would describe as “nice”.