Unless you have been living in a cave or totally suck, hopefully you are listening to The Bitch Bible podcast series. It’s perfect for carpooling with the kids, family dinners and everyday guidance… okay maybe not but it’s still pretty wonderful. Please be warned it is NOT for the easily offended.
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On this weeks podcast I make a public call to action to play matchmaker for my sister Ashley, my gusband Max and my producer Yimu. If you are a strapping young lad who is looking for love please submit photo and a brief bio to email@example.com but ONLY if you meet the qualifications listed below….
- Ages 18-80
- Must be employed
- Must own a car (not a fucking bike)
- Must be mostly STD free
- Must not own any cats
- Must not have any children
- Must be okay with recreational drug use
- Property owners encouraged
- Trust funds encouraged
- Trust funds and terminal illnesses even MORE encouraged.
If this sounds like you please send portfolios our way, for more info on our bachelorettes follow us on Instagram: @bitchbible and twitter @the_bitch_bible