Caitlyn Is A Sexy Bitch

Holy shitballs. Bruce Jenner has made his transition and I think he/she is hotter than me. Bruce will now be known as Caitlyn Jenner which I am really excited about. First of all, the cover is beautiful and will obviously make a huge impact on our society. I am not looking to get preachy or political mostly because I don’t want to alienate any readers and am just not that smart but I think what he has done will save lives and create a conversation about gender issues which is a cultural breakthrough. All I am thinking about is whether there was a chop or serious tuck job but I digress…

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More importantly, we can now spend 4 months analyzing why he chose “Caitlyn” instead of the obvious “Kaitlyn”. She is already my kind of bitch. SHADY AS FUCK. I saw Caitlyn Jenner wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.

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You work that shit Caitlyn. Please invite me to your next Malibu kiki. You bring the estrogen (and whoever slayed that contour) and I’ll bring the prosecco.

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