About the Bitch

Well this is awkward. I guess I could go on for few paragraphs and embellish my mediocre accomplishments but that would sad and also highly unlikeable. When I am not blogging, you can find me drinking a stiff dirty martini, watching a vintage Real Housewife marathon or making out with my dog. I also host a really funny podcast series aptly titled “The Bitch Bible” you can find on iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud or wherever you get your pods.

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For all comments, concerns, complaints or press inquiries…

XOXO

26 comments

    1. I would never hold an LOL against you, now if you were wearing Tom’s, carrying balloons, eating tofu and saying LOL simultaneously we may have some issues! (Kidding kinda) Love when people comment 🙂

  1. You are fucking hilarious. I came across your site while doing a cursory google search for “i fucking hate palm springs” (I mean I don’t fucking hate it, but living here is a special hell) and I have spent far too much “work” time reading through your posts and trying to not laugh loudly, as that would let everyone know I am not pouring over a spread sheet, but trying to make it through the day without jumping through the fucking window out of sheer, desperate boredom. Good Luck! Can’t wait for more posts, and thank you for publishing your insightful, refreshing worldview.

    1. I was just in Palm Springs and although it is not my personal hell, the temperature scarily resembles hell. Thank you so very much! I am so glad to help you pass time at the office, work is so overrated isn’t it? xx J

  2. I just found your blog recently and have since read back through all of your posts, which may reflect that I should probably get a fucking life. It helps me pass the time while I am “working” and it makes for a great distraction while I am “studying”. Your crude sense of humor (your Helen Keller jokes, rape jokes, the fat pajama girls) and your love of the word fuck just keep me LOLing all fucking day. Thanks for that! Have a happy holidays and you might hear about me someday when I kill someone for having to listen to this shitty christmas music. I’m over it.

  3. Just discovered your pod cast, hilarious girl. Love your shit, so fucking funny.
    Binge listened to more then half already.
    Keep up the good work.

  4. You’re pretty irrelevant…You’re just an opinion on the internet trying to make a living from talking about more relevant people than yourself lol. Hope it works out for you though! #ImNotAHater

    1. More relevant, better looking and probably with a better digestive system. And I acknowledge that. Yet you’re someone commenting on this irrelevant bloggers site so… Think about that poetic justice.

  5. I heard you as a guest on Heather Dubrow’s podcast and immediately looked up your show. Love it! Instead of work, I’ve binge listened all day today. 🦄

  6. I just discovered you via Heather Dubrow’s podcast and you are officially my new favorite person. You also look like my twin in the picture above and it’s a little scary. Even my husband is a little creeped out by it. Love that you love martinis as much as I do, shop at TJ Maxx for discounted olive oil and have a difficult time feeling sorry for people. We have a lot in common. Keep doing you. You’re fucking awesome.

  7. I discovered your podcast via Heather Dubrow’s podcast and you are officially my new favorite person. I love that you can appreciate a dirty martini, know to shop for discounted olive oil at TJ Maxx, and also have zero tolerance for people who like to victimize themselves. Not only do we have those things in common, but you also look a lot like me in your picture above. Even my husband was a little creeped out by it when I showed him. I promise you, I’m not a troll. Ha! Anyways, you’re fucking awesome. Keep doing you.

  8. So I have been a fan for a couple of months now (yes i’m late)..finding myself more and more obsessed as we go. You are fucking hilarious. I recently started spreading my guilty pleasure, aka You, to my girlfriends and lucky for them, you are a hit! I truly hope that your success-to-happiness ratio continues to climb until you are ready to leave us all behind! I also hope to see an engagement ring on your finger tomorrow. Thank you for all you do!

  9. Joe gorga got hair replacement surgery, my husband does not care but did you notice? The shots of the back of his head are obvi, No more hair powder for Joey Gorga
    Love you bitch

  10. You are my spirit animal. A much younger, taller, thinner, richer, Jewish version of me, but aside from that you’re my pretty much my spiritual doppelgänger.

    I am sure of this primarily after stumbling on your excerpt about obliterating pigeons. I recently offered a dissertation on that very subject. That and your philanthropic effort toward the homeless (#youhadmeathumblebrag). I wouldn’t put you in my IRL squad and you wouldn’t want me in yours, but on the Internet I’d be the Beyoncé to your Gywneth.

    If you ever need a guest blogger, consider me. My average life really lends itself to a high level of frustration toward unsuspecting idiots and an awe-inspiring hatred unmatched by many and topped by few…or maybe only you.

  11. Yessssssssssssssssssssssss Girl! YES! My friend, MMB, told me about your podcasts but that’s a bit to “current” for me…so I asked about reading. And here is your WONDERFUL blog. Yes.

  12. I happened upon your podcast a little over a couple of weeks ago. I was hooked from first listen. I am so obsessed that I have started from the beginning and am currently working my way through each episode 1 by 1. I am almost all the way through the 2015 episodes and I cannot tell you how excited I am that I have all of 2016 and the beginning of 2017 still to go! Bitch, I listen to you all day at work; while I drive to and from work. While I am walking and some days even once I get home. Most days you are my best friend some days my only friend. 🙂 One of the many things I love about The Bitch Bible podcast is; I can listen to episodes from 2015 and still be 100% entertained. I can no longer remember life before The Bitch Bible podcast. Thank you and keep on bitching Bitch!! XXO

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